[ Look at all these little details spilling free, unchecked and unguarded. The baby was worth this moment alone. ]

I am not trying to be unreasonable: you are now a father, truly, and have a son worth raising. You wish to be with him because he will not forget you. I understand these things.

[ It is not an orc. ]

No more quarrelling. I am hungry too, that little creature took the wind out of me.

[ Food had better appear out of the shadows on a servant in the next five seconds to appease hangry!maia. ]